Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hike.
Hike who? What is a haiku?
This is a haiku.
Well, no it isn’t. Posted by Hoi Sta on 19 September
2012 to Quora. This person
also posted another poem about haiku that definitely wasn’t his, so one can’t be sure
whether the preceding poem is his or someone else’s. See also “Knock, Knock.”