pweormds

First published in Pocket Lint #3, November 2021, page 13. Originally written at various times in 1995, 2013, 2017, and 2021. See also Blips and “Selected One-Liners.” +

pengage

printerrupt

slumpire

satanline

chairmail

nicecream

cocktailwind

cereality

declinedancing

fundress

scuddd

gardenial

robotch

democratrace

messengerm

republicannibal

disturban

badvertising

pentrap