Grammar Jokes

If you don’t get these jokes, please don’t tell me.

  1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
  2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
  3. A question mark walks into a bar?
  4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
  5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
  6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
  7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.