The following are the most popular sections in each issue of nothing:

• Sweet Nothings (erotic and love poems)
• Nothing to Speak Of (poems that aren’t so hot)
• Nothing New Under the Sun (poems that someone else has already written)
• Nothing to Sneeze At (poems about allergies)
• Nothing to It (poems that their authors should have edited just a wee bit more)
• Nothing But Skin and Bones (mortuary poems)
• Nothing Much (extra doses of nothing whenever we do bonus issues, which is daily)
• Nothing Much Else (we have a lot of this)