How to Subscribe to Nothing

To get a free subscription to nothing, please do absolutely nothing. However, if you really want to send $100, or $100,000, or shucks, $100,000,000, we’re happy to send you nothing in return. Please click one of the following PayPal buttons (choose either the daily or hourly option). If you subscribe or renew by the end of the month, we’ll throw in a free bucketful of nothing with your subscription (except that you cant keep the bucket, because that would be really something). Remember, you always get a lot if you expect nothing. And if you choose not to subscribe, you will truly want for nothing.

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