Much Ado About Nothing

Much Ado About Nothing Nothing has been featured on Oprah, Good Morning America, and Wayne’s World. Nothing has also been endorsed by the following celebrities and also-rans, because we paid them. Nothing. “Thanks for nothing.” —Stephen Hawking “Nothing is priceless.” —Bob Barker “Nothing lasts forever.” —Tom Schiller “Nothing is too small to matter.” —Samuel Menashe “We can never have enough nothing.” —Leo Toystory “It’s better than nothing.” —Gautama Buddha “Nothingness is apt to excite, and with good reason.” —D. E. Harding “Yea, verily, there is certainly much ado about nothing.” —Send-Me-the-Bill Shakespeare “Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.” —Ernest Hemingway “If you can’t say something nice, say nothing.” —Mothers Everywhere “To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual.” —Oscar Wilde “Your publication is good for nothing.” —Polly the Parrot “Nothin’ ain’t worth nothin’ but it’s free.” —Kris Kristofferson and Fred Foster “Subscribe. You’ve got nothing to lose.” —Mugsy Malone “Nothing happens.” —René Descartes “Dude, I tell you, subscribing is totally good for nothing.” —Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski “Say nothing and just make music and you’ll find plenty to say.” —Richard Hugo, Triggering Town “This publication seems to have come to nothing.” —United States Postal Service “Getting published by your magazine is nothing to shout about.” —Paul Brigadoon “Have you learned nothing?!?” —Mom “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.” —Jonathan Swiffer “Nothing is better!” —Donald Rump “Yes, you’ll find nothing in my dictionary.” —Noah Webster “This year, everybody is getting nothing for Christmas.” —Ebeneezer Screw “Really, this publication is nothing of consequence.” —Derek Flint “There’s nothing in space. But more importantly, there’s space in nothing.” —Buzz Lightyear “Your editor surely has nothing upstairs.” —Stephen Hawqueen “Wow, there’s really something to this!” —Jerry Seinfeld “This journal is perfect for poets who have nothing to say.” —Bashōpper “I read your entire publication very quickly under a steamroller—in nothing flat.” —Judge Doom “Shopping has never been better. Nothing is just my size!” —London Hilton “The best journal out there for the empty set.” —Joe “Math Whiz” Beetlebottom “Do nothing.” —Hugh Hefner “Nothing is more real than nothing.” —Samuel Beckett “I shall have nothing to do with your vapid publication.” —Upchuck Dickens “They used to say that nothing is certain but death and taxes. But they’re wrong. Nothing is certain too.” —Former Subscriber “Nothing succeeds like excess.” —Donald Thump “Where else can you get something for nothing? Or is it nothing for something?” —Bill Clinton “The editor is nothing to look at.” —Raquel Welch “I have nothing to declare.” —Mike Spencer Bown “Your journal is perfect for when I have nothing to do.” —Ronald “McDonald” Reagan “Nothing happens. And then you die.” —René Descartes’ brother “Nothing.” —Marcel Marceau “Sometimes something is so wonderful, nothing can add to it.” —Marianne Wade “I tried writing for your magazine, but nothing came of it.” —Seren Fargo “Seeing into Nothingness—this is the true seeing, the eternal seeing.” —Shen-hui “After subscribing for all these years, I still have nothing to show for it.” —Flipped Wilson “Seriously, have you got nothing better to do?” —Henry Afford “You keep publishing my best work every day, but that’s nothing to boast about.” —Robert Frosty “It’s nothing.” —Douglas Adams “Wu wei.” —Lao-Tzu “Poetry makes nothing happen.” —W. H. Auden “Our competitors will stop at nothing.” —The New Yorker “I always told you that you were good for nothing!” —Dad “You have nothing to fear but nothing itself.” —Franklin D. Roosevelt “Thanks to you, I get nothing every day. Make it stop.” —George Dubya Bush “Glad you guys exist. As they say, nothing ventured, nothing gained.” —Bill “Pearly” Gates “Your journal is nothing to write home about.” —Oscar Wilde “There’s nothing like it!” —Marilyn Monroe “Nothing’s sacred.” —Pope John Paul II “Nothing goes to waste.” —Source Unknown “If you haven’t subscribed, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” —Randy Bachman “Doing nothing is very hard to do—you never know when you’re finished.” —neon buddha