Much Ado About Nothing

Nothing has been featured on Oprah, Good Morning America, and
Wayne’s World. Nothing has also been endorsed by the following celebrities and
also-rans, because we paid them. Nothing.
- “Thanks for nothing.” —Stephen Hawking
- “Nothing is priceless.” —Bob Barker
- “Nothing lasts forever.” —Tom Schiller
- “Nothing is too small to matter.” —Samuel Menashe
- “We can never have enough nothing.” —Leo
Toystory
- “It’s better than nothing.” —Gautama
Buddha
- “Nothingness is apt to excite, and with good reason.” —D. E. Harding
- “Yea, verily, there is certainly much ado about nothing.” —Send-Me-the-Bill Shakespeare
- “Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.” —Ernest Nothingway
- “If you can’t say something nice, say nothing.” —Mothers Everywhere
- “To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual.” —Oscar Wilde
- “Your publication is good for nothing.” —Polly
the Parrot
- “Nothin’ ain’t worth nothin’ but it’s free.” —Kris
Kristofferson and Fred Foster
- “Subscribe. You’ve got nothing to lose.” —Mugsy Malone
- “Nothing happens.” —René Descartes
- “Dude, I tell you, subscribing is totally good for nothing.” —Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski
- “Say nothing and just make music and you’ll find plenty to say.” —Richard Hugo, Triggering Town
- “This publication seems to have come to nothing.” —United States Postal Service
- “Getting published by your magazine is nothing to shout about.” —Paul Brigadoon
- “Have you learned nothing?!?” —Mom
- “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.” —Jonathan Swiffer
- “Nothing is better!” —Donald Rump
- “Yes, you’ll find nothing in my dictionary.” —Noah Webster
- “This year, everybody is getting nothing for Christmas.” —Ebeneezer Screw
- “Really, this publication is nothing of consequence.” —Derek Flint
- “There’s nothing in space. But more importantly, there’s space in nothing.” —Buzz Lightyear
- “Your editor surely has nothing upstairs.” —Stephen Hawqueen
- “Wow, there’s really something to this!” —Jerry Seinfeld
- “This journal is perfect for poets who have nothing to say.” —Bashōpper
- “I read your entire publication very quickly under a steamroller—in nothing
flat.” —Judge Doom
- “Shopping has never been better. Nothing is just my size!” —London Hilton
- “The best journal out there for the empty set.” —Joe “Math Whiz” Beetlebottom
- “Do nothing.” —Hugh Hefner
- “Nothing is more real than nothing.” —Samuel Beckett
- “I shall have nothing to do with your vapid publication.” —Upchuck Dickens
- “They used to say that nothing is certain but death and taxes. But they’re
wrong. Nothing is certain too.” —Former
Subscriber
- “Nothing succeeds like excess.” —Donald
Thump
- “Where else can you get something for nothing? Or is it nothing for something?” —Bill Clinton
- “The editor is nothing to look at.” —Raquel
Welch
- “I have nothing to declare.” —Mike Spencer Bown
- “Your journal is perfect for when I have nothing to do.” —Ronald “McDonald” Reagan
- “Nothing happens. And then you die.” —René
Descartes’ brother
- “Nothing.” —Marcel Marceau
- “Sometimes something is so wonderful, nothing can
add to it.” —Marianne Wade
- “I tried writing for your magazine, but nothing came of it.” —Seren Fargo
- “Seeing into Nothingness—this is the true seeing, the eternal seeing.” —Shen-hui
- “After subscribing for all these years, I still have nothing to show for it.” —Flipped Wilson
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“Seriously, have you got nothing better to do?” —Henry Afford
- “You keep publishing my best work every day, but that’s nothing to boast about.”
—Robert Frosty
- “It’s nothing.” —Douglas Adams
- “Wu wei.” —Lao-Tzu
- “Poetry makes nothing happen.”
—W. H.
Auden
- “Our competitors will stop at nothing.” —The
New Yorker
- “I always told you that you were good for nothing!” —Dad
- “You have nothing to fear but nothing itself.” —Franklin D. Roosevelt
- “Thanks to you, I get nothing every day. Make it stop.” —George Dubya Bush
- “Glad you guys exist. As they say, nothing ventured, nothing gained.” —Bill “Pearly” Gates
- “Your journal is nothing to write home about.” —Oscar Wilde
- “There’s nothing like it!” —Marilyn
Monroe
- “Nothing is sacred.” —Pope John Paul II
- “Nothing goes to waste.” —Source Unknown
- “If you haven’t subscribed, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” —Randy Bachman
- “Doing nothing is very hard to do—you never know when you’re finished.” —neon buddha
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