Frequently Asked Questions
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Daddy, where do babies come from?
Will it really stick like that if I make a funny face?
Who wears the pants of this family?
Are we going to be tested on this?
What happens if you swallow chewing gum?
If an airplane crashes on the border between Iraq and Iran, where would they bury the survivors?
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What the hell were you thinking?
What’s love got to do with it?
Is that a real haiku or did you write it yourself?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Shall I gift-wrap that for you?
What is this website called Graceguts?
If a train is traveling to Toledo from Santa Fe at 61 miles per hour, and the conductor had garlic bread for lunch, how many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why do people ask dumb questions?
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