Reading the Biographical Notes
in a Haiku Anthology

by Billy Collins



Walking the dog,

you meet

lots of dogs.

—Sōshi


One was a seventeenth-century doctor

arrested for trading with Dutch merchants.

One loved sake then disappeared

through the doors of a monastery in his final years.


Another was a freight agent

who became a nun after her husband died.

Quite a few lived the samurai life

excelling in the lance, sword, and horseback riding


as well as poetry, painting, and calligraphy.

This one started writing poems at eight

and that one was a rice merchant of some repute.

One was a farmer, another ran a pharmacy.


But after the name of my favorite, Sōshi,

there is no information at all,

not even a guess at his years and a question mark,

which knocked me the rest of the way over


after I had read his perfect little poem.

Whether you poke your nose into Plato

or get with St. John of the Cross,

can you find a more unassailable truth


than walking the dog, you meet lots of dogs?

or a sweeter one? I would add.

If I were a teacher with a student

who required punishment, I would make him write


Walking the dog, you meet lots of dogs

on the blackboard a hundred thousand times

or until the boy discovered

that this was no punishment at all, but a treat.


And now I wish I could be that student

holding a sharp piece of chalk,

the panels of the board dark with promise,

ready to begin writing, while in the tall windows


the other students run around the yard

shouting each other’s names,

the large autumn trees sheltering their play—

everything so obvious now that we are all back in school.



First published in Raritan: A Quarterly Review 31:3, 2012.