How to Submit to Nothing

On your knees, now! Submit to nothing! Honestly, to submit your poetry, please do absolutely nothing. Theres nothing to it. We will be sure to publish nothing you submit. Each issue is entirely democratic and always includes nothing from everyone. Nothing from you is just as good as nothing from everyone else, even Truman Capote. And just as bad, but never mind about that. If you do feel the urge to submit, please note that, in the spirit of Zen, your email should have no attachments.

Have you subscribed to nothing yet today? The extra perks that subscribers get for their submissions are, as we always promise, nothing special.