Spam: Yet another story
in 100 one-syllable words

What might you do with more than ten cans of spoiled spam? I would toss half, then think who should eat the rest I’d have left. If one gave cats such food, they’d not touch it. Dogs, too. Why take some down? Most taste buds are hard to please. But, by George, my own can’t be beat. Gorge on corn, peas, squash, fruit, toast, nuts, tarts, and meat in its place? No way! Scarf up rice, yams, grits, cheese, pie, cake, fish, shrimp, soup, sprouts, scones, eggs, or prunes? Come now! Beef, bread, beans? Nyet! Just give me that—!

In case you’re interested, here are all the words, arranged in alphabetical order:

and

are

be

beans

beat

Beef

bread

buds

But

by

cake

can’t

cans

cats

cheese

Come

corn

do

Dogs

down

eat

eggs

fish

food

fruit

gave

George

give

Gorge

grits

half

hard

have

I

I’d

If

in

it

its

Just

left

me

meat

might

more

Most

my

No

not

now

nuts

Nyet

of

on

one

or

own

peas

pie

place

please

prunes

rest

rice

Scarf

scones

should

shrimp

some

soup

spam

spoiled

sprouts

squash

such

take

tarts

taste

ten

than

that

the

them

then

they’d

think

to

toast

too

toss

touch

up

way

What

who

Why

with

would

yams

you